naruko-shokichi:

i found something promising

sodamnrelatable:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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poopyuu:

Shingeki no Kyojin and D.Gray-man uniform change!

1,014,749 plays

jneuner21:

thebitchfromthatparty:

kili-myfeels:

king-of-the-crosshoes:

justagayunicorn:

regtoncats:

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I didn’t even know what I was expecting but THIS IS GREAT.

Gonna reblog this until I die

It’s 3:30am and I’m cackling alone in my room

you’ve got to be fucking kidding me

Saw the pictures and i really didnt know what i was expecting 

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

hibarikyoya93:

Haru, you know how to be romantic, dont you?

hibarikyoya93:

Haru, you know how to be romantic, dont you?

deadtamagotchis:

Chris Sanders’ “Sanders’ Style Surfin’”


Professor: What is a machine?
Rancho: A machine is anything that reduces human effort.
Professor: Will you please elaborate?
Rancho: Anything that simplifies work, or saves time, is a machine. It’s a warm day, press a button, get a blast of air. The fan… A machine! Speak to a friend miles away. the telephone… A machine! Compute millions in seconds. The calculator… A machine! We’re surrounded by machine. From a pen’s nib to a pants’ zip — all machines. Up and down in a second. Up, down, up, down…
Professor: What is the definition?
Rancho: I just gave it to you, sir.
Professor: You’ll write this in the exam? ”This is a machine - up, down…”
Professor: Idiot! Anybody else?
Chatur: Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected that their relative motions are constrained and by which means, force and motion may be transmitted and modified as a screw and its nut, or a lever arranged to turn about a fulcrum or a pulley about its pivot, etc especially, a contruction, more or less complex consisting of a combination of moving parts, or simple mchanical elements as wheels, levers, cams etc.
Professor: Wonderful. Perfect. Please sit down.
Chatur: Thank you
Rancho: But sir, I said the same thing, in simple language
Professor: If you prefer simple language, join an Arts and Commerce college
Rancho: But sir, one must get the meaning too. What’s the point of blindly cramming a bookish definition?
Professor: You think you’re smarter than the book? Write the definition, mister, if you want to pass
Rancho: But there are other books…
Professor: Get out!
Rancho: Why?
Professor: In simple language — Out! Idiot!
Professor: So we were discussing the machine…
Professor: Why’re you back?
Rancho: I forgot something.
Professor: What?
Rancho: Instruments that record analyses summarize organize debate and explain information which are illustrative non-illustrative, hardbound paperback jacketed non-jacketed with forward introduction, table of contents, index that are indented for the englightnment, understanding enrichment enhancement and education of the human brain thru sensory root of vision… sometimes touch.
Professor: What do you mean?
Rancho: Books, sir. I forgot my books. May I?
Professor: Couldn’t you ask simply?
Rancho: I tried earlier, sir. It simply didn’t work.

Professor: What is a machine?

Rancho: A machine is anything that reduces human effort.

Professor: Will you please elaborate?

Rancho: Anything that simplifies work, or saves time, is a machine. It’s a warm day, press a button, get a blast of air. The fan… A machine! Speak to a friend miles away. the telephone… A machine! Compute millions in seconds. The calculator… A machine! We’re surrounded by machine. From a pen’s nib to a pants’ zip — all machines. Up and down in a second. Up, down, up, down…

Professor: What is the definition?

Rancho: I just gave it to you, sir.

Professor: You’ll write this in the exam? ”This is a machine - up, down…”

Professor: Idiot! Anybody else?

Chatur: Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected that their relative motions are constrained and by which means, force and motion may be transmitted and modified as a screw and its nut, or a lever arranged to turn about a fulcrum or a pulley about its pivot, etc especially, a contruction, more or less complex consisting of a combination of moving parts, or simple mchanical elements as wheels, levers, cams etc.

Professor: Wonderful. Perfect. Please sit down.

Chatur: Thank you

Rancho: But sir, I said the same thing, in simple language

Professor: If you prefer simple language, join an Arts and Commerce college

Rancho: But sir, one must get the meaning too. What’s the point of blindly cramming a bookish definition?

Professor: You think you’re smarter than the book? Write the definition, mister, if you want to pass

Rancho: But there are other books…

Professor: Get out!

Rancho: Why?

Professor: In simple language — Out! Idiot!

Professor: So we were discussing the machine…

Professor: Why’re you back?

Rancho: I forgot something.

Professor: What?

Rancho: Instruments that record analyses summarize organize debate and explain information which are illustrative non-illustrative, hardbound paperback jacketed non-jacketed with forward introduction, table of contents, index that are indented for the englightnment, understanding enrichment enhancement and education of the human brain thru sensory root of vision… sometimes touch.

Professor: What do you mean?

Rancho: Books, sir. I forgot my books. May I?

Professor: Couldn’t you ask simply?

Rancho: I tried earlier, sir. It simply didn’t work.

stonedkitty:

kumtwat:

stonedkitty:

its 94 degrees

you are indoors shut up

stonedkitty:

kumtwat:

stonedkitty:

its 94 degrees

you are indoors shut up

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short-charming:

aozorized:

ユミクリ結婚しろ

Translated by me. (with a little help from her)

Did I just cry? Yes indeed.

wackyzany:

Artist : 重ね

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