I WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO GET A BANANA AND I GOT GREETED BY THIS FUCKIN THING
THEY’VE TAKEN OVER OUR FOOD SUPPLIES
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
Add in your own language
English: I love you
Slovak : Milujem ťa
Finnish: Rakastan sinua
Slovenian: Ljubim te
Danish: Jeg elsker dig
Portuguese: Amo-te
Tagalog: Mahal kita
Punjabi: Panchod chup kar
Somali: Dhillo iska amus
Arabic: Ana bahebak
Moroccan Arabic: Kanbghik
Polish: Kocham cię
Albanian: Te dua
Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך
Urdu: Meh tum se pyar kartee hoonh
Greek: Σε αγαπώ
Irish: Táim i' ngrá leat
Japanese: 大好き(daisuki)
Tumblr: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I HATE YOU
Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
Thornberry: BLARHAGARHHGARH
Dean: Don't ever change.
Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
Hungarian: Szeretlek
Persian: Doostet daram
Turkish: Seni seviyorum
Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
Italian: Ti amo~
Nightwing: Touch my ass
Tim Drake: Erm. Erm. Erm. Um. Erm. Erm. Hi.
asexual: will there be wifi
Korra: Look, I really like you and I think we were meant for each other!
Persona 3 and 4: Level 10 social link right there
Carly Rae Jepson: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe?
Spanish: Te amo.
Pandoratard: My friend and equal, someone I can speak to openly.
No.6: I want your sperm.
French: Je t'aime
Tsundere: It's not like I love you or anything like that, you fucking moron!
ambitiousBard: So this is what love feels like, eh? Pretty exciting!
homestuck: HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT YOU? I WANT TO KNOW.
Latvian: Es Tevi mīlu
German: Ich liebe Dich
Shizuo: IIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
IB: I swear I'm not a lolicon.
Chinese: 我爱你 (wo ai ni)
Umineko: Make me a sandwich
Yandere: I'll love you f o r e v e r
cappucciinoo: how many babies do you want
